-----------------------my car keys--------------------------

                                                  After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys.
                                                      They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasnt 
                                                 there.

                                                 Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted
                                                 many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the 
                                                 best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. 
                                                 Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His 
                                                 theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

                                                 I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car number and   
                                                 description of the place where I parked etc. I equally confessed that I had left
                                                  my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

                                                  Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband!!! "Honey," I 
                                                   stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these."I left my keys in the 

                                                   car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought the call 
                                                  had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. "Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped 
                                                     you at the hotel !"
                                                 Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

                                                 He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I 
                                                     have not stolen your car."