Ladies at the Busstop
Two elderly ladies were smoking cigarettes while waiting for a bus.
It started to rain, so one lady reached into her purse, took out a
condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and
continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it
that you put over your cigarette?"
The first old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the dry cigarette told her friend that she could
purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two ladies arrived
downtown, the lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy
and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacists said
he did, but was a little surprised that this elderly woman was
interested in condoms, so he asked her,
"What size do you want?"
The lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
The Moral of the Story
One day, at the end of class, little Billy's teacher asked the
class to go home, think of a story, then reach a conclusion as
to the moral of that story.
The following day the teacher asked for the first volunteer to
tell their story. Little Suzy raised her hand. "My dad owns a
farm and every Sunday we loaded the chicken eggs on the truck and
drove into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we
hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto
the road."
The teacher asks Suzy what the moral of her story was.
Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next was little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every
weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator.
Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
The teacher once again asks what the moral of her story was.
Lucy replied, "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."
Next was little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War,
and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out
before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a
machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately,
he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers."
"He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he
pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his
machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
The teacher looked in shock at Billy and asked if there is any
possibility of a moral to his story.
Billy replied, "Don't fuck with uncle Ted when he's been drinking."
Two elderly ladies were smoking cigarettes while waiting for a bus.
It started to rain, so one lady reached into her purse, took out a
condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and
continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it
that you put over your cigarette?"
The first old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the dry cigarette told her friend that she could
purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two ladies arrived
downtown, the lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy
and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacists said
he did, but was a little surprised that this elderly woman was
interested in condoms, so he asked her,
"What size do you want?"
The lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
The Moral of the Story
One day, at the end of class, little Billy's teacher asked the
class to go home, think of a story, then reach a conclusion as
to the moral of that story.
The following day the teacher asked for the first volunteer to
tell their story. Little Suzy raised her hand. "My dad owns a
farm and every Sunday we loaded the chicken eggs on the truck and
drove into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we
hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto
the road."
The teacher asks Suzy what the moral of her story was.
Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next was little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every
weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator.
Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
The teacher once again asks what the moral of her story was.
Lucy replied, "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."
Next was little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War,
and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out
before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a
machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately,
he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers."
"He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he
pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his
machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
The teacher looked in shock at Billy and asked if there is any
possibility of a moral to his story.
Billy replied, "Don't fuck with uncle Ted when he's been drinking."
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