Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."
That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went
to his parents' room and found his mother
sound asleep. He went to the maid's
room, where, peeking through the
keyhole, he saw his father in bed
with the maid. The boy's knocking went
totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the
boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.
The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics
is."
Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your
own words?"
Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the
Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People
are being completely ignored and the Future is full of
Shit.
If you liked it then share it with others
No comments:
Post a Comment