COLD DAY IN HELL

COLD DAY IN HELL

A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. 

The devil told his demon to put the man to work on 

a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 

degree heat with 95% humidity. 

At the end of the day, the devil went to see how 

the man was doing, only to find him smiling and 

singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained that 

the heat and hard labor were very similar to those 

on his beloved farm back in Pennsylvania. 

The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120 

degrees, with 100% humidity. 

At the end of the next day, the devil again checked 

on the new man, and found him still happy to be 

sweating and straining. The man explained that it 

felt like the old days, when he had to clean out his 

silo in the middle of August on his beloved farm back in Pennsylvania. 

At that, the devil told his demon to lower the temperature

 to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind. 

At the end of the next day, the devil was confident 

that he would find the man miserable. But, instead the 

man was singing louder than ever, twirling the sledge 

hammer like a baton.

When the devil asked him why he was so happy, the man

 answered, "Cold day in hell - the Eagles must have won

 the Super Bowl!".