Bob Rents an Apartment

Bob Rents an Apartment

Bob rents an apartment in New York and goes to the lobby to put his
name on the mailbox.  While he's there, an attractive young lady
wearing a robe comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes.
Bob smiles at her and she strikes up a conversation with him.  As
they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has
nothing on underneath.  Poor Bob breaks out into a sweat trying to
maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says,
"Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..."

He follows her into the apartment and after she closes the door
she leans against it allowing her robe to fall completely open.
She purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

The flustered, embarrassed Bob stammers, clears his throat several
times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"

She's astounded! "Why my ears?  Look at these breasts! They are
full, don't sag, and they're all mine!  My butt - it's firm and
has no cellulite. Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars.
Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of
my body?!"

Clearing his throat once again, Bob stammers:  "Outside when you
said you heard someone coming . . . . that was me!!"