A young blonde woman is

 A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.  
                                                                                    Hysterically the blonde   
                                                           responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


                                                                                                Did you hear about the two Blondes that were 
                                                                                            found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in 
                                                                                                               movie theater?
                                                                                                  They went to see "Closed for Winter".