----If women ruled the world--------------

If women ruled the world then the budget would be -

1) all year sales on fresh stocks

2) national holidays on kitty days

3) no import duty on diamonds

4) designer bags available on ration card

5) 2 maids free on every child

6) 1 gift mandatory from hubby per day

7) Waking women before 11.50 am would be a punishble law

 calls to moms would be free gift from telephone authority of india

9) All scientists would be diverted to                                
   develop medicne to reduce all body 
        fat in a minute
 10) Cosmetic companies would sell
  products on no loss no profit basis with regular supply of
  free samples
11) Around the world trip mandatory on every womens        
  birthday